It must be the pain meds. I really like this woman, Dra. Laura. She’s cute, she’s funny and she has great hands. And her broken English and my broken Spanish are a perfect match - Lena says we appear to be talking in our own language which nobody else quite follows but which we understand completely - we joke, we laugh, we sing. So anyway, it’s a good thing we like each other, cuz I’m seeing more of her these days than I usually do of someone I’m seriously dating! Three times this week and then three more times next week and I should have everything in good enough shape that I can safely go traveling in the middle of nowhere without the likelihood of anything flaring up unexpectedly. Which is the whole reason for doing this now. Besides, where in the US could I get three root canals plus complete reconstruction, a full set of x-rays, a 2 hour examination, deep scaling/cleaning and a bad cavity filled for something like $1500.00? While staring at a pretty woman? Who doesn’t hurt me (well, not the way I don’t like to be hurt…) So the nice doctor and I are getting to be good chums and neither Lena nor I have bit her yet!
Don’t know if I posted the photo of what constitutes a local “traffic jam” so I’ll do that here:

Today we headed for la dentista, pleased to find that the plaza at the end of the block wasn’t blocked off by a large impromptu farmer’s market (as it was yesterday) only to get down the road a fair piece and discover that the road is closed at a crucial point and the only detour available is something that can barely be dignified as a dirt track. The picture of the traffic jam above was taken a few weeks ago at an intersection on the best and widest stretch of that “track” as we were headed for the organic farm. The good news is that, having gone to the organic farm a few times, I’m familiar with that road and knew where it was leading me. So we made it to the dentist in time. More tale to come, but first…
We had a couple of hours to kill between my dental work and Lena’s cleaning at 5 pm so we went cruising around. Remember, the vehicle we’ve got use of here is this big ass Ford Explorer SUV. Great in many ways with all sorts of amenities (I like the AC, but you’ve GOT to be kidding about a video screen and VCR for the kiddies in the back seat!!!) So when I say we cruised, we really cruised! Went and found a lunch stand place and had carnitas and nopales and pickled vegetables with tortillas and then drove around some more and found an amazing little bakery with the best bread I’ve seen since coming to Mexico. Big, crusty, chewy loaves, little chewy loaves with many seeds, real croissants… we bought too much, particularly since it was lovely chewy bread and we both had dental work today, but oh well… That was supper - bread, good butter and a cup of soup. Mmmm…. Found another market that’s less enormous and overwhelming than Gigante Supermercado where we usually do our shopping and bought some much-needed groceries before heading back to the dentist’s neighborhood. Lena keeps saying that she is SOOOOO glad I’m the one driving around here as the old cobblestone streets are incredibly narrow and most corners are blind ones so you enter intersections at your own risk. If two cars need to pass, the one nearest a wide spot pulls over as far as possible to let the other go by. Which sometimes entails backing up a block. Tricky when you’re heading up or down a steep hill! I get a BIG kick out of that kind of driving. I’ve always enjoyed driving under challenging conditions: off-road tracks, twisty mountain roads or narrow cobblestone streets 300 years old. For me, it’s a weird kind of pleasure (but then I’m weird in a lot of ways doncha know?)
So find my way back through town (at rush hour) to the dentist’s neighborhood, stop for coffee and then take Lena in to see her. All goes well. I fell in love with the music being played in the office - a singer named Tania Libertad whom I will have to check out further.
So… back home. And, yup, the detour is still there (probably will be for awhile) and so we head down the funky, muddy track. It’s about wide enough for a VW bug to go easily. We pass a big honking dump truck that pulled over too far and fell in the ditch and is up to its axle in mud. The driver and a rural cop are shaking their heads at it. About 40 yards on ahead the road really narrows further. And now there is oncoming traffic. LOTS of it. I pull over as far as I can, considering the road is edged with first a mound of dirt a foot high which dips immediately into a muddy culvert out of which springs a mass of barbed wire fence, brambles and cactus. The other driver shakes his head to indicate he can’t get by me (well, I could in his place, but then…) He waves at me to back up, not realizing that the nearest place that’s wider is the same patch of road where the truck has gone into the ditch. AND there’s now a car behind me. Finally, after much gesturing on everyone’s part, HE gets it and backs up. I start backing up. He stops, I stop, the waving starts again, he backs up, I back up, etc. etc. etc. until, finally, we’re near the disabled truck and it’s marginally wider. So the other guy goes around me (and the guy behind me) as does the rest of the oncoming traffic, maybe a dozen cars. Cool. Put the SUV in drive and go forward. To exactly the narrow spot I last met oncoming traffic. And… yup… more oncoming traffic. So we go through the game again.
Now, I might have gotten stubborn at that point and let THEM do the backing up except that the second vehicle in the line is… a bus. Yup. Full-sized municipal bus. I’ve always marveled at how they manage these roads single file. Now I get to play chicken with one. So yeah, I (and guy behind me) back up again. I pull over so far that Lena is doing mantra under her breath as we rise up onto the mound of earth designed to keep us from the ditch. She rolls up her window as the better part of a cactus and the flowers from a stand of Jerusalem artichokes attempt to crawl into her lap.
The truck goes past. Now… the bus. I can see there’s just room for the two of us. My concern is the side mirrors. If they are at the same level, we’re doomed as, with the mirrors, my vehicle and the bus are wider than the road. slowly, slowly and, with about a centimetre to spare, the mirrors pass each other. I can see the pores on the driver’s nose as he flashes me a grin and a victory sign. After that, the cars behind him are nothing. They pass and, the INSTANT they’re past, Lena yells “GO!” and I gun her and charge down that road as fast as I dare until I can see the next wide place. Now it’s someone else’s turn to wait for me there as I go by. He glares at the gringa who dares to take priority on his road, but by then I don’t give a shit. I’m more worried about not hitting the stupid dogs that come charging out of a yard into my path. Manage to miss them and finally see the orange tape that signals a return to the “road”. Whee!!!! After that, the mostly paved two lane road seems positively luxurious, I can do it in my sleep by now.
Oooo, sleep! That sounds like a really, really good thing. Maybe I’ll go get myself some of that after an action packed day. There’s thunder in the distance, but Lena and I have promised each other that we’re going to spend the afternoon in the pool come hell, high water or tropical storms