Monter el autobus
The hacienda isn’t located in San Miguel proper, but an outlying village known as La Cineguita. The local buses wend their way along the dusty roads on a somewhat regular basis, most stopping at a major three-way intersection. The intersection itself has no street lights, or even a stop sign. However, if you sit on an abandoned curb facing this intersection long enough, you will eventually see everyone in La Cineguita. And their dogs. And their donkeys. And their cows. With the people, it’s good form to nod and supply a “Buenas dias” as they pass.
Dogs, by the way, are
¿Donde esta el sanitario?
As most guides to San Miguel point out, public bathrooms are few and far between. In a country where bus riders are reminded to “No pisar los asientes,” a bathroom visit away from home requires some forward planning. First, look around for a sign marked “Sanitarios,” or the more prosaic (and colonial) “WC”. Once you’ve spotted one, check close by. There should be a booth or a table, staffed either by a very old lady, or some disaffected teenager. Hand over two pesos, and you’ll get in return a prefolded and meager wad of toilet paper. That accomplished, you can select the appropriate entry–”Damas” or “Caballeros”, and you’re on your way to relief.
